May 04 2009
Latest A-Rod Scandal: Panda’s Beware

Alex Rodriguez probably thought that the worst was over when yet another story, one of helping opponents for personal gain was reported last week. Looks like that isn’t quite true - whoops!
The latest allegation to be leaked in the upcoming book on troubled baseball superstar may be the most damning yet. According to sources, during the off-season Alex Rodriguez is known to fly to the remote regions of China for the sole purpose of hunting Giant Pandas.“I don’t know where he gets it from but that dude has got a serious hate on for those black and white bears,” says an inside source. “The only way I can describe it is bloodlust. Plain and simple.”
According to this source, those in A-Rod’s inner circle have known about this hobby since he joined the Yankees, but new information shows that Rodriguez may have been hunting and killing the endangered animals as far back as high school.
“I’m not sure why he does it,” continues the source. “But I guess he figures it would be pretty cool to be the guy to complete kill of a species.”
When reached for comment on the newest allegations, Yankees owner Hank Steinbrenner stated “Oh for fuck’s sake. Come on!”