Jan 17 2009
It’s So Cold Out…(How Cold Is It?)
It’s been really cold here. They actually closed the schools across the province yesterday due to the temperatures. Brrr. As such, my inspiration for today’s write up was quite easy. If not insanely cold.
It’s so cold, I sneezed and my snotsicle killed a man.
It’s so cold, I want to punch Al Gore in the groin.
It’s so cold, that in order to keep warm, I keep lighting myself on fire.
It’s so cold, I cried a slushy.
It’s so cold, I died.
It’s so cold when I tried to start my car, it laughed at me.
It’s so cold, Frost got hypothermia.
It’s so cold, when I thought about licking a flag pole, my tongue got stuck to my teeth.
It’s so cold, my liquid nitrogen froze.
That’s all I could come up with. Then my brain froze.
Feel free to add more!
